Pull a "T"

The action of telling a lie, where the results of the truth literally wouldn't have made a difference. Whereas, the lie, was utterly pointless and caused more problems than the truth.

"Hey man, are you home?"
"No, I'm not home"
*Finds out they really are home, they are just raking the leaves*
"Damn dude, I can't believe you'd Pull a "T" on me like that."

Rulering

verb: The act of measuring one's dick, hypothetically, to prove one's worth is greater than another. Typically done by males, although females have also been known to participate.

Bro 1: Hey dude, my band I'm in just got signed up to play in a show next month, isn't that sweet?
Bro 2: I mean, are you guys even that good?
Bro 1: Yeah man, I once self booked a cross country tour.
Bro 2: Are you seriously going to start rulering right now?