Jalfrezi Willy

When you run out of lube and after frantically searching through the kitchen for an alternative you resort to sticking you're schlong in the nearest jar of two year old jalfrezi

I mingle in chilli, and lick jalfrezi willy,
My dads best friend willy,
Fucked me silly billy till I came out will-fully

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Oran

A massive bell-end

"Who's that new guy he's a fucking dolly prick"
"Not sure, chances are he'll be called Oran. Every Oran is a pure wallopper"

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