myspace

The only website on the internet where anyone can become friends with someone by making eye contact or writing a few sentences on a blog. It is primarilly used by high school teenagers who wish they were popular in real life, so they make a website to show how cool they think they actually can be. It should be renamed "My Life That I Don't Have". It is also simply a competition to see who is more popular by placing random people on your friends list who you have never had a complete conversation with in your entire life. It is also used for spreading ideas that are completely subjective and advertising bands and businesses without telling people that you are actually advertising. It is also a place where slutty girls can show exactly off their vulumptuous bodies to any person who has a myspace account.

Dude, you have to check out my myspace, there's this one girl who sent me a picture of her in a bikini. She totally wants my nuts.

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