Textis

N. Pl. Pronounced (tekst-tees)

Theoretical organs whose size are relative to the boldness and ridiculousness of your text messages.

Singular: Texticle

Mike: Look what I just said to Sam!
Duncan: You told her you, "want to plow her until the cows come home"?
Mike: Good one right?
Duncan: No, but you do have huge textis.