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When life gets tough and you need a well-deserved break.
"I finally got some well needed sleep and no longer want to bird box myself!"
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Someone who solves the problems you have with your worst coworkers, even if it means getting rid of them!
"Hopefully, a Fiorina will come along and take care of business since we can't convince Billy to stop microwaving his leftover fish everyday for lunch!"
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Someone who smiles like the grinch, claps like a gorilla, and plays one 'mean' harmonica
"While Bethany was sitting around the campfire with her friends, she thanked her lucky stars that no one brought a Tim Kaine with them on their camping trip."
Former CEO of Hewlett Packard during the dot com bust and 2016 Presidential Candidate
Demon Sheep Slayer and Ted Cruz Running Mate
Donald Trump: "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president. I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"
Carly Fiorina: "Ladies, look at this face, and look at all of your faces. The face of leadership. The face of leadership in our party, the party of women's suffrage. The face of leadership in your communities, in your businesses, in your places of work and worship. Ladies, note to Democrat Party: We are not a special interest group, we are the majority of the nation. This is the face of a 61-year-old woman. I am proud of every year and every wrinkle."
Similar to The Cold Shoulder but worse
The look you make before, during, and after you roast a person or group that made the epic mistake of dissing you.
Jessica: "I got fired today because I cussed my boss out after he told me to make him a sandwich!"
Camille: "Girl, you should have just given him The Carly Fiorina treatment without any words."
Short for Desperate Housewives
Some use the letter 'h' for another word!
Molly can always spot a D.H. at work or down the block!
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An ad produced by Fred Davis for Carly Fiorina's 2010 senate campaign that portrayed one of her primary opponents as a wolf in sheep's clothing and garnered international attention for its uniqueness
"Her rival is a FCINO, demon sheep!"
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