Surface

When a woman has a face like a man. Hence the term "sir-face"

Damn bro, check out the surface in line. I thought that was a dude from the side...

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Pick up the spare

A bowling term referring to a woman with a sagging breast.

Shit, that woman has a saggy tit. Somebody needs to tell her to pick up the spare...

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baby shower

when a man proceeds to ejaculate over a womans entire body

damn dude, I gave my girl a full baby shower last night...

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saugus

When a woman has a saggy ass

Whoa, whoa man. Check out that saugus over there. That shit is hanging low...

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Gutter ball

When you tittie F a chick with a wide spread gap between her breats. Hence the name gutter (wide spread), Ball (nuts in between).

I got so drunk, I gutter balled some grandma last night...

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