Random
Source Code
Random
I was in the middle of this awesome threesome when my buddy got a little too close to me so I ended up giving him a spider punch.
4👍 7👎
A masturbation technique where your index finger points out and your thumb sticks up while you jerk off.
I tested out the pistol grip while I was jerking off and I shot my load 6 times. I now have an awesome six-shooter.
11👍 31👎
Short for Apartment Fished
I.E. When the apartment you plan to move into doesn't look similar to the floor model on display.
Friend: Do you like your new apartment?
Me: The areas nice but the apartment they held for me didn't have any of the new appliances, new flooring, or the remodeled bathroom that was in their floor model. I got apt fished and it's $1200 a month.
Friend: Wow, that sucks.
Me: Yeah it does but my lease is only a year so I'll be alright.
When your cumshot hits your own face.
I was fucking this girl and when she pulled out my dick to finish me off she aimed it the wrong way and gave me a blowback.
23👍 40👎
The person you are boo lovin with i.e. your girlfriend/boyfriend or significant other.
"I saw Sean boo lovin with Samantha"
"What, You lie. You know Sean's boo lover is Mary"
14👍 13👎