Spider Punch

Punching someone in the anus.

I was in the middle of this awesome threesome when my buddy got a little too close to me so I ended up giving him a spider punch.

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blowback

When your cumshot hits your own face.

I was fucking this girl and when she pulled out my dick to finish me off she aimed it the wrong way and gave me a blowback.

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pistol grip

A masturbation technique where your index finger points out and your thumb sticks up while you jerk off.

I tested out the pistol grip while I was jerking off and I shot my load 6 times. I now have an awesome six-shooter.

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Boo Lover

The person you are boo lovin with i.e. your girlfriend/boyfriend or significant other.

"I saw Sean boo lovin with Samantha"

"What, You lie. You know Sean's boo lover is Mary"

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Apt Fished

Short for Apartment Fished

I.E. When the apartment you plan to move into doesn't look similar to the floor model on display.

Friend: Do you like your new apartment?

Me: The areas nice but the apartment they held for me didn't have any of the new appliances, new flooring, or the remodeled bathroom that was in their floor model. I got apt fished and it's $1200 a month.

Friend: Wow, that sucks.

Me: Yeah it does but my lease is only a year so I'll be alright.