Yuppie-fucked

The act of being subjected to listening conversation between people attempting a higher level of intelligence based on ridiculous premises, such as being a TA. Also refers to listening to conversations between two or more people with a subject matter that they don't realistically comprehend

Conversation: "I'd really like to go to Afghanistan..."

Subject: "God...I just got yuppie-fucked in the ear for an hour."

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Dent

being friends with a person without reason; having a friend that you're close to without being able to define why you want to even be close to the friend, much less even be around the person

Dent: Hey guys!

Subject: Why the fuck do we invite him places again?

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