yard on

When a male stands casting a shadow from his erection due to his magnificent yard.

Hey Jenny, Look at how well my sidewalk is edged. It gives me such a yard on.

Horngry

The state of being horny and hungry at the same damn time.

I'm soooooo horngry I could eat this banana without chewing

cock clock

When a man lays under the sun using his erection as a sun dial to cast a shadow and determine what time of day it is.

Hey Bob, What time is it? Im hungry. I dont know Jenny let me check my cock clock.