coyote girl

When you wake up the next morning and she's sleeping on your arm so you gnaw your arm off rather than wake her up

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trick

a trick is a ho's customer, hence turning a trick.

that trick had a nice caddy, so i stold it

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Beer Badger

A most evil creature who would run 30 miles to ambush you on your way home from the local to rub your head in the dirt, rob you of all your money and your entire memory of the night's events.

I felt fine in The Swan and Three but woke up with a banging headache and no idea of how i got home!

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phatlip

A sweet racing team. That is alway pushing the extreme

I am just as fast a phatlip fo.

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KFClave

Poor bugger who works repetitively in KFC for low wage and high hours.

"What's your occupation?"
"I'm a KFClave"
"Poor git"
"Pass me the bloody cionide would you mate? cheers..............." *THUD*

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International Superhits!

An album by Green Day that is compiled of their greatest hits - Came out in 2001 - includes hits "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life), Longview, and When i Come Around - Doesn't include American Idiot Songs because that album wasen't out then - songs off their albums: Dookie, Nimrod, Isomniac, Warning,

I didn't want to buy all of Green Day's CD's, so I bought International Superhits! so I could listen to their best old songs.

shacker

One who shits and jacks off simultaneously.

"That gay shacker deserves it"

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