always

I word that was given true meaning by JK Rowling in the legendary book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

'After all this time Severus?'
'Always'

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always

A powerful and useful word. A word that can potentially be wrong, but not all the time.

A word that can easily confuse people because how it's defined.

There are always exceptions.

I will always love you!?!?

jen-fu love exception

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always

a.)A vague and sarcastic response used to neutralize any statement that can be interpreted as sarcastically-attacking or passive aggressive regarding either you or what you represent.

b.)A useful response to questions or statements when the answer is yes or no. It works two-fold as an enhanced replacement for yes or an incredibly sarcastic replacement for no.

c.)A great way to take a compliment

a.) (1)Mary: Whoa, you look like you just woke up next two busted condoms and a guy with a mullet
Jen:...Always...

(2)Brian: Matt, doing whippets the night before finals is a fucking GREAT idea.
Matt:...Always...

b.) (1)-Are you hungry at all?
-Always

(2)Todd:Adam, what's the deal with your mom?
Heather:She's Hott
Todd:Yeah, Is she available?
Adam:yeah~always....Fuck you guys, I'm going to home.
(laughter ensues)

c.) (1)Porscha: Wow, that thing's Enormous.
Deon: Always..

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always

a fucking long time, sometimes for all eternity

I will love you always

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always

Womens idea of a somewhat long time.

her: "I'll always wait for you!"
him: "Sweet. I'll be outa here in about 10 years."


other him: "So... your place, or mine?"
her: "yours, mine needs... cleaning"

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always

used to emphasise agreement in how good something is, in replying to what someone else has said about it.

1. Always that!

2. Person A: I'm eating transformer crisps
Person B: Always the transformer crisps!

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always

The ultimate answer to a yes or no question

Person A: Whoa, I'm battered
Person B: Dya want another bong Chico?
Person A: Always

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