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shlime

word used instead of an answer in a class

teacher: james what is 7x8
me: shlime!

by DP March 30, 2005

15πŸ‘ 122πŸ‘Ž


the jaceman!

perhaps the sexiest man alive, but also the fourth largest queer. once seen eating his own detachable penis, the jaceman! is never a bore. pros: sexy bod, lady skills, herpes. cons: bad breath, fblp, herpes.

one time the jaceman! and myself were shooting craps. i says to the jaceman!, "hey, the jaceman!, wtf?" the jaceman! replies, "huh?" and i shot him

by DP April 6, 2005

4πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Glowsticking

The next day feeling of positive vibes in a state of being that can only be described as euphoric. The feeling tends to last for hours, and is enhanced by the use of marijuana. People in this state are happy, relaxed and filled with love and in tune with their body. Music can greatly enhance the feeling of "glowsticking", and is usually preferenced by deep house and soft progressive genres. Being in the same company of people "glowsticking" is advised, but not necessary.

Man, I am glowsticking and this sounds amazing. Pass me the joint, thanks, I love you.

by DP May 26, 2014


Jennifer Lopez

highly successful Puerto Rican American who has learned to hire people who can keep her image in the media far beyond the level her talent would otherwise suggest.

Jennifer Lopez was on tv tonight on six different stations just because her marriage is on again/off again/on again/off again. Should we really care so much about celebrities. They are just like us, only rich beyond our wildest imaginations.

by DP September 22, 2003

1191πŸ‘ 1583πŸ‘Ž


blanket vent

air space caused by another person in the bed sleeping so close that the blankets don't have enough space to sag down and cover the exposed back or shoulder

My wife loves me so much that every night she tucks in the covers to close off the blanket vent.

by DP May 7, 2003


fuk'd

Short for fucked

I was fuk'd yesterday.

by DP December 2, 2003

15πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


preggie

a pregnant woman

i had sex with someone now im preggie

by DP November 13, 2003

38πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž