clammy shammy

When the vag has secreted an excessive amount of discharge in the panties, making the female feel moist and swampish for most of he day.

"Mmmm gurl, I gots ta go change my panties because I got myself a clammy shammy"

"Gurl my shammy be so clammy on dis hot day"

shammy

An alternative word for vagina. The unpopularity of this word makes it acceptable to talk about a woman's genitalia in public settings without offending anyone in ear-shot.

Setting: Grocery store
"Holy crap. My shammy is itchy!"

"Oh man, mine too! My shammy has been itchy all week!"

Setting: Bar
"I hope I get lucky tonight! I've been saving my shammy shave all week so it would be perfect tonight!"

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