Smeeth

To smeeth is an action verb which incorporates all or none of the following:
1) a functional brain
2) saying things that make sense
3) plan B
4) anal
5) doing the dishes

Frat Bro 1: bruh, what the fuck was that guy saying during chapter
Frat Bro 2: i dont know but he be smeethin’ hard. I have no idea what he was saying
Smeeth: bekziywnalixhebei anal cum whiskemnajfueo

shmeel face

When you're too baked to be described by any other word.

Stoner 1: "Yo brah, I'm too high right now."
Stoner 2: "Yeah man, you're kinda being a huge shmeel face."