A contraction of "you're jealous". Popularised in late 2010 alongside a macro of a man grinning. Sometimes written in greentext as "you jelly".
Person A: I've got a mosin nagant!
Person B: FUCK YOU MOSINS SUCK
Person A: ujelly?
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Contraction of "Do you want some?"; are you starting?. starting a fight. Normally yelled by hooligans.
Choo fuckin' wansum? Choowansum? Gonna fuck you up! Choowansum? Coz that's what you're gonna get! Choowansum of my K?
short for "Horrendous"; also, to get very drunk or inebriated.
Only said by absolute pricks.
Fuck man I was fucking Rendo last night!
Let's get Rendo!
Last night was fucking Rendo.
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A semi-mythical video circulating on the internet, said to depict a horrific murder or occult sacrifice of newborn babies. All those who have seen the video report intense nightmares, hallucinations and psychological trauma as effects of watching it. A famous staple of /x/ and numerous other forums dedicated to the paranormal; it is rumoured to be posted on youtube occasionally, but is always quickly taken down. Whenever The Grifter enters the topic of conversation on the above-mentioned forums, people will warn against watching it, even begging you not to ruin your life.
My friend watched The Grifter for a laugh, he cut his wrists afterwards.
The Grifter is scarier than slenderman.
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A type of spot that is hard on the outside, but when you squeeze it it makes a cracking noise and a bit of cheesy shit comes out.
I had this shitty popcap on my head man!
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Something that is pretty crap, annoying or otherwise.
These exams are fucking jeggers man!
That song by Busted is jeggers.
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