inebriated

A classy way to say you are drunk.

Bill: I am currently very highly inebriated, my good sir.
Ted: Yeah, I'm pretty drunk myself.

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inebriated

A word used to pseudo-impress drunk (and/or loose) women. If you use this word to describe your state of mind while drunk you are: a) too drunk, b) not drunk enough, or c) in the midst of a freestyle battle struggling to find a word to rhyme with... any number of things.

After this next triple of whisky, I will surely be too inebriated to use the word 'inebriated' in a proper sentence.

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inebriated

Drunk as fuck.
See drunk, bombed, smashed, shitfaced, irish.

I was so inebriated, I'd fuck Kif.

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inebriated

see drunk,sloshed,shitfaced

why, fellow schoolmates, let us enjoy ourselves and get rather inebriated on the weekend

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inebriated

so completely gone that you decide its a glorious idea to get on stage and sing. and dance a little. and you think you are way hot until you see the pictures the morning after.

im a fuckin rockstar! look at everyone looking at me..i fucking rule right now.

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inebriated

Tore up from the floor up.

I had too many pints and am consequently inebriated.

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inebriated

drunk ass a MUA FUCKA!

Man, that whino was so inebriated, he got his shirt all puke-stained.
hahahah, whinos.

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