Reverse Bow Tie

When the GF, wife, or prostitute while wearing a strap-on is reverse-titty-fucking a man so that all he see's is her ass and meat curtains, which happens to look like a bow tie on his neck.

Dude 1: I need to lose weight.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: The wife said the only sex we are having is a reverse bow tie until I lose my man-tits

Reverse Bow Tie

When your girl reverse titty-fuck a guy. It goes without saying, the she would wear a strapon and the dude is fat enough to have tits. Needless to say, dude also get pegged on a regular basis. Her ass and meat curtains are upside-down and it looks like he is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "reverse bow tie" because the guy is who titty-fucks a girl.

Guy 1: I need to loose weight!
Guy 2: Why!
Guy 1: My girl only wants to do reverse bow tie.

Fried Rice Syndrome

When a Chinese girl snails a guy's face, starting from the chin to nose. Once her snail reaches the guy's nose and her butthole is directly above the guys mouth, she farts and the guy absorbes her fart through this nose and mouth. Afterwards, the guy spends the next five and half hours in the bathroom vomiting and pissing out his ass.

Guy 1: I need to stop and some pedialyte
Guy 2: What happen, drank too much last night?
Guy 1: Naw, Ming-Yue gave me fried rice syndrome last night. I barely made it out the bathroom alive.