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A creepy , sexually frustrated, middle-aged loser who cant stop talking about stuff he did in high school. Typically these are people who's lives peaked between the ages of 16 and 18 and have failed miserably in the real world: As a result they work menial dead end jobs and are consumed by seething bitterness over the fact that their high school social status got them no where in the real world. They also suffer from jealousy & anger issues caused by years of seeing the kids they used to pick on have more success than them in life. The most pathetic High School Heros are washed up former jocks who lurk around online pro sports message boards/comment threads. These losers can be spotted by a.) their tendency to use douchey screen names that incorporate their old HS nicknames/numbers b.) their willingness to jam irrelevant references to their high school glory days into pro sports message boards and c.) their feeling that nothing they about pro sports can be questioned because they made varsity 25 years ago. Frustration caused by years of post-high school failure often boils over and leads to them being needlessly belligerent and confrontational - from the safety of their computers (also see keyboard warrior ) - with fans of teams they dont like or anyone who criticizes players they worship/dream of being able to suck off.
Football_Fan_1 - I cant believe Roger Goodell reduced Greg Hardy's suspension.
DaRealDeal17 - STOP IT!! He'z a GLADIATOR just like I was in high school!! I made varsity junior year because I kicked ASS and took names on da field just like he does YOU COULDNT DO FOR A DAY WHAT HE DOES EVERY DAY OR WHAT I DID EVERY DAY ON VARSITY IN HIGH SCHOOL!!!!! YOURE A BITCH!! STOP IT! PLEAZE STOP IT!
Football_Fan_1 - Ok high school hero what do you know about playing in the NFL? your profile says you're a 40 year old stock boy. And Hardy's going to be washed up & broke in ten years. Maybe you guys will be stocking shelves together. Grow up loser.
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keyboard tough guy: someone who is needlessly belligerent/confrontational in online settings but is a meek little bitch in real life. Because of poor life choices, a typical keyboard tough guy works a dead end job and lives in a rathole apartment in shitty neighborhood or rent-free with his parents. He is consumed by his jealousy of people who are more successful than him and his willingness to blame everybody but himself for his problems. As a result he suffers from low self esteem and anger issues. In the online world he can a.) raise his self esteem by acting far more aggressively than he would ever do in real life settings and b.) vent his anger by projecting his jealousy, insecurity, and sexual frustration onto others in a non face to face setting. keyboard tough guys tend to use douchey screen names and often make pathetic attempts to sound 'street' in their posts. They also frequently use ALL CAPS (the online equivalent of screaming like a little girl) when berating people. An inordinate number of keyboard tough guys can be found on sports forums (personally attacking people who criticize players or teams they worship) or political forums (spouting off on angry occupy wall street or tea party orientated rants and throwing personal insults at anyone who disagrees with them). When a keyboard tough guy attacks you just troll them right back: they will often run away from an argument they start when another user cuts through the bullshit and puts them in their place .
Football_Fan_1 - Cant believe Roger Goodell reduced Greg Hardy's suspension.
DaRealDeal17 - STOP IT!! Youz just jealous of Hardy cuz he makes more in a month than u do in a year and gets bitches every night! You'z a dumbazz fool you don't know nuthin bout playing in da NFL! Hez a GLADIATOR just like I waz when I played in high school ad idve been honored to have a teammate wit his mad skillz!!! YOU COULDNT DO FOR A DAY WHAT HE DOEZ FOR A LIVNG YOU LOSAH!!!! YUZ A BITCH! YUZ PROVING HOW STUPID YOU ARE!!!! STOP IT!
Football_Fan_1 - Ok keyboard tough guy, what do you know about playing in the NFL? your profile says you're a 40 year old stock boy. And Hardy's going to be washed up & broke in ten years; maybe you guys will be stocking shelves together. and are you trying to sound 'mad ghetto'? you sound like a tool. grow up.