mustache

a shock absorber for a high speed cock sucker

are you going to the cock sucking ralley tonight or are you gonna shave that mustache

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Logan's run

A badass movie about the future and how human emotions are all crazy and shit.

Derek: Hey any of you kids seen Logan's run?
Crew: No we're fruity B

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cock jammer

someone who is named Jewism and like to jam the cock in tight areas where it's not supposed to go.

Hey Brandon quit being a cock jammer, and pull your pants up.

8👍 6👎

baller

Livin large, with girls and money

Mike Z. and Derek L. are straight ballers

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bishops dilemma

It's a reference to a prince albert piercing as a bishop is also the tip of a penis and a needle going through it would be quite the dilemma

why the hell would anyone ever get a prince albert, its really just gonna end up being your bishops dilemma

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