momportunity

a mom who is a potential sex partner, similar to a milf, but with more realistic chances of actual sex.

While at the grocery store, I spotted a hot momportunity shopping with her kids.

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Chorejob

Chorejob is a handjob that you are loathe to give.

Ted wanted to get some action but I was tired so I gave him a chorejob instead.

butt children

ejaculating in someone's butt

My girlfriend wants kids, so I told her I would give her butt children.

She is so hot; I totally want to give her some butt children.

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Skank ankle

Any ankle with a tattoo but especially if it's an anchor, a fairy, Nautical star, foreign word, or a flower. Mostly on women but no always. Not to be confused with skankle

I was really into that chick till I saw her skank ankle. Sooo not into festive tatts.