wheezing pirate

When your girl is sucking you of and you punch her in the stomach while shooting a load in her eye. she grabs her stomach with one hand bending over and putting the other hand over her eye while saying AARRGGHHH ! thus the wheezing pirate .

Bitch tried to play me like a chump so i hit her with a wheezing pirate to teach her a lesson.

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Beaver Dam

When one female interferes with another female's opportunity to have sex.

"I was talking to that cute guy over there when Merissa came up and built a beaver dam!"
"That bitch beaver dammed me!"

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