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Charleston

A town in south carolina. Note: I say town because it doesn't qualify in my book as a city. The place is tiny. Looking for honest, real people? You're in the wrong place. The insecurities of people, not just in charleston, but all over the south runs rampant. For some reason, when it rains everybody drives like it's an ice storm. Food is not very good. Golf courses are great. Beaches are decent. If it wasn't for the College of Charleston, the town would look like Detroit. Bipolar-ism, split-personality, and schizophrenia are all common here. Wildlife here is cool. Weather is great aside from the hurricanes and incredible wave of pollen that blows through every spring. Unless you're lookin to cook, jobs are not plentiful. Just tellin it like it is, people. And yea, the girls are hot (and really, really dumb) if you're into teenagers... Also the racism is incredibly bad. Makes me want to vomit.

Bob: I went to Charleston for spring break.

Don: Oh, I'm sorry.

by DRoseonthemHoes March 23, 2011

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