Cum Hungry

A lil Cum hungry Slut that wants to suck the cum out of your cock

o0o0o0o0o0o Yes Lacey you lil cum hungry Slut suck that cum out of my cock yes yes yes

rubber ducky

a floating used condom in a bath (either post coital or post jack-off)

i'm not bathing with you untill the rubber ducky is removed from the tub!!!

dirty pillows

rib balloons

She had a fancy set of rib balloons

syringered

It would be a VERB not a NOUN. (rolls eyes)

"I've been syringered."
As opposed to
"I'm a syringered."
Duh.

paranoia

When your boses tell you that everything is going to be ok... then they leave.

See: Nigel Hurst

Angry Magnet

Naked Performance Art! Requires one penis and one household vacuum cleaner with nozzle attachment.
Turn the vacuum cleaner on and hold the nozzle close enough to your penis to just cause the end of your knob to be draw towards the nozzle, just like an angry magnet!

Pulled off the angry magnet!

techie

Euphemism for geek, usually used by geeks themselves

I must admit I'm a bit of a techie, I like to sit behind the computer all day