dirty pillows

rib balloons

She had a fancy set of rib balloons

21👍 43👎

paranoia

When your boses tell you that everything is going to be ok... then they leave.

See: Nigel Hurst

18👍 27👎

Angry Magnet

Naked Performance Art! Requires one penis and one household vacuum cleaner with nozzle attachment.
Turn the vacuum cleaner on and hold the nozzle close enough to your penis to just cause the end of your knob to be draw towards the nozzle, just like an angry magnet!

Pulled off the angry magnet!

14👍 7👎

syringered

It would be a VERB not a NOUN. (rolls eyes)

"I've been syringered."
As opposed to
"I'm a syringered."
Duh.

24👍 45👎

Daan

A cool guy, he is good in playing tf2 and allround he is a great guy.

Yo its Daan he is so cool

shit on a stick

A pissed off exclaimation, akin to "drat" but not quite so emphatic as "fuck a duck!" (The appropriate reply from anyone nearby is "Nah, it'd never sell.")

"What ? You forgot the beer ? Well, shit on a stick!"

334👍 114👎

gfs

Gay Family Shit

Used when your plans are ruined by family obligations.
"I got screwed into some GFS"
also popular is GGFS (Gay Girl Friend Shit)

14👍 58👎