postgradstrugglebus

Postgradstrugglebus (n): (n): All aboard the #postgradstrugglebus where millenials are adulting for the first time, realizing how much things actually cost, investing, and realizing that they put the hurt on their financial lives in the form of student loans and debt.

A: “I sold out for the cash! And they gave me benefits like medical, and dental, and a four-O-wonk” - Phoebe Buffet, Friends
B: Things that you say when you're riding the postgradstrugglebus and don't know a thing!

A: I have to pay for my car insurance as well as my health insurance!?
B: Welcome to the postgradstrugglebus.

A: *looking at the letter from Sallie Mae* -- I HAVE LOANS?!
B: It's called the postgradstrugglebus, and you're on it, gnomesang?

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gnomesnag

If someone were to take something of yours in an extremely aggressive manner.

Person A: "Can you believe that I was just gnomesnagged in broad daylight!?"
Person B: "Like the girls that have been snagged from me."

Person A: "Whenever I play Dota 2, Rubick always steals my ult and we lose our teamfight gnomesang?"
Person B: "Man Rubick is such a gnomesnag"

Person A: "I am soo hungry that I could gnomesnag a sandwich at the local sandwich shop!"
Person B: "Don't be rude!"

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fiveward

Being overly forward, (ie. too up-front), in an extremely bold flirtatious kind of way.

A: I was just walking down the street to pick up some mangoes and this guy asked me if I wanted to marry him.
B: Wow, that isn't foward, that's fiveward!

A: Hey good to meet you for the first time, how about I pick you up to meet my parents at six o clock?
B: How fiveward...

A: Would you like to marry me?
B: What? .. fiveward..
A: I didn't mean right now, but maybe we could go out sometime!
A: Oh, okay then you're just forward.

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Waobao

Waobao (informal exclamation): An exclamatory usage of the word "wow" with l33t spelling.

The "bāo" comes from the Mandarin Chinese word meaning bun, and everyone loves "bao." As seen on the commercial successes of BaoHaus in NYC.

Became a text slang to illustrate the extent of one's "wow."

A: I accidentally sent this text to a girl.. "gotta go fur sex" when I actually meant "gotta go for a sec" OTL..
B: Waobao

A: Where are you on One Piece?
B: Right before the crew gets to Don Flamingo's island..
A: Oh! You're not that far. This arc is really long
B: We are on same arc then?
A: Yeah!
B: Wao
B: Like waoest of baos!

A: DUDE, I JUST FREAKIN POOPED MY PANTS... shouldn't have drank milk this mornin..
B: WAOBAO, that lactose intolerance life, gnomesang?

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gnomesang

An internet gamer slang for "You Know What I'm Saying?"

"Your Pentium 4 laptop cannot run Dota 2 gnomesang?"

"You n00bs are gna lose badly gnomesang!"

"You got a test tomorrow, maybe you should study gnomesang?"

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skadi doesn't know

A Dota 2 inside joke to troll those who get an Eye of Skadi, in reference to the song "Scottie Doesn't Know" from the 2004 movie Eurotrip.

(The Eye of Skadi is an item purchasable at the Main Shop, under Artifacts. However, it can only be completed with items from the Secret Shop. One Eye of Skadi grants a total of 725 health, 1.5 health regeneration, 3.57 armor, 25 attack speed, 525 mana, 1 mana regeneration, 1.79% spell damage and 25 attack damage.)

It is known to be a pretty bad item on most heroes and is situational at best.

Usually spamming "Skadi doesn't know" until a correct response.

Player 1: "I will get an Eye of Skadi!"
Me: "Skadi doesn't know"
Player 2: "What doesn't he know?"
Me: "Skadi doesn't know"
Player 2: "I don't get it"
Me: "Skadi doesn't know"
Player 3: "So don't tell Skadi"
Me: "YES!! Gnomesang?"
Player 2: ....