Gay Mating Call

A popular song that has the ability to fill an empty dance floor full of gay men within 45 seconds.

There wasn't one queen on that dance floor until "Hung Up" by Madonna came on. After she said "Time goes by..." there were boys as far as the eye could see. That song has attracted every guy onto the dance floor and is clearly tonight's gay mating call.

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Reparations

The two or three dollars you can inevitably lose because your order got colossally fucked up at McDonald's or Popeye's.

Fuck me, those dumbasses forgot the extra chicken nuggets and gave me the wrong size fries. And this is a fucking Diet Coke!
It's fine. It's not worth going back to chase them down and correct the order. The lost money is just reparations.

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