99 bananas

Curious tasting alcohol distributed by Schnapps. 99 proof (49.5% alcoholic content per volume...or whatever). Not reccomended to drink any more than a 99 cents bottle you get at the liquor store counter. After finishing your mini-bottle, have some Malibu and Kool-Aid and just chill.

99 bananas tastes like a fuckin' banana, man.

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Full-Bodied Semen

see: Full-Bodied Seaman.

You see the bitch? She wants to execute a full-bodied seaman on me. But she's too rank.

spittle

your house or place of residence

yo shorty just called the spittle

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quiniela

Where a handicapper picks the first two horses that will finish a race, but doesn't guess the order.

I was goin for the perfecta but then said "nah, quiniela-time baby!"

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SAT

A waste of time test that instills fear and panic in many worthless teenagers. Those who give a shit not about this quizzical test are the ones to look out for, they should be boned frequently.

Fuck the SATs I just wanna grow up and be a travel bum anyway.

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Malibu

Coconut rum. Tastes really good for liqour.

At JB's house party, we continously drank Malibu since 1:30 p.m.

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candy store

Your boy who is handling his business and always has the rocket fuel, aka ski passes, aka llelo

Bring on the blizzard...call up the candy store

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