wangstick

A penis; similar to 50 cent's "magic stick".
P.S. - fuck you urban dictionary I've written 10 excellent entries and none are showing up on your gay site.

I saw this porno last week and a guy pulled his wangstick outta this chick and gave her a pink sock!

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dood

The superior way to spell "dude."

J: Yo dood did you do the math homework?
Steve: Hell no.

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Oknod

A member of the Indian or Pakistani caste system..I mean culture.

That fuckin' 7-11 Oknod is so cheap he kiked out on giving me my 2 cents change.

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99 bananas

Curious tasting alcohol distributed by Schnapps. 99 proof (49.5% alcoholic content per volume...or whatever). Not reccomended to drink any more than a 99 cents bottle you get at the liquor store counter. After finishing your mini-bottle, have some Malibu and Kool-Aid and just chill.

99 bananas tastes like a fuckin' banana, man.

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chin2.mpeg

Chin2.mpeg has changed the lives of many. Friends of mine have been enlightened after I exposed them to the chin2 fella's. It is a great video of two asian young men (could possibly be in the early phases of being gaysians) singing and dancing to a popular asian song called "Jung Hwa Ban Jum." It's about a chinese restaurant but its in Korean or something. Search google to download it, you will not regret it!

I showed Cait chin2.mpeg and she appreciated the fact it comprised of two half-naked, young Korean boys making asses out of themselves.

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candy store

Your boy who is handling his business and always has the rocket fuel, aka ski passes, aka llelo

Bring on the blizzard...call up the candy store

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jupiter

(Historically accurate): Name of a negro slave from the Civil-War time period of American History.

Racist Slaveowner: Jupiter get your ass over here before I whoop ya'!
Other Racist: Why'd y'all name your negro Jupiter?
Racist Slaveowner: It's powerful sound and reference to Roman god of all gods, also revered as Jove, instills some pride in me when I call his name.

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