skating

Can refer to the acts of: skateboarding, rollerblading, ice skating, etc.

John Emig got a slurpee thrown at him while skating.

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jupiter

(Historically accurate): Name of a negro slave from the Civil-War time period of American History.

Racist Slaveowner: Jupiter get your ass over here before I whoop ya'!
Other Racist: Why'd y'all name your negro Jupiter?
Racist Slaveowner: It's powerful sound and reference to Roman god of all gods, also revered as Jove, instills some pride in me when I call his name.

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Full-Bodied Seaman

When a guy bangs a girl (or if he's a gandu, a guy) and spooges in her mouth. She then eagerly swallows it all and starts lickin the dick hoping for some more. Alt. spelling - full-bodied semen.

I was bangin' Kristie Lee last night and she pulled a full-bodied seaman. It was bodacious.

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IUCK FRAQ

A word coined by yours truly. Was meant to become a sign I would hold at a pro-war rally. Switch the I and F and the result is "FUCK IRAQ."

Your IUCK FRAQ sign is bitchin', man.

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