High Theory

A theory developed whilst under the influence of Marijuana.

1) In High Theory, it is a good idea to try the Houdini or the Strawberry Shortcake on my wife tonight.

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Gets My Goat

A slightly tamer version of Fucks Me Off.

Dude: I asked my girlfriend if I could try the Houdini
Friend: She told me I had no chance
Dude: That really gets my goat

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