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That punk assed bitch who calls late night flirting with you about hooking up in some khakis
That muhfucka who was shot in the ass by my homeboy for callinâ his chick at 3 in the morning, yeah that was Jake from State Farm.
What happens when you anonymously answer then screw over the person who places an ad on Craigslist by not showing up or being a bullshitter, only to have the same thing happen to you later on when you post something.
Aaron-I cant get any replies to my ad to sell my car
Jim-Well considering you answer ads just to mess with people, you are getting back Craigslist Karma.
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Getting effed up in the worst way or another way to say FU
Dean wrecked his car, totally 2020âed it.
If your boy keep talking shit Iâma 2020 his ass!
The time in between after you've smoked or drank and before you actually decide to do something.
Mark and Jeff hit that bong and did those shots, sat back and marinated for a bit, then Jeff realized he was an hour late picking his old lady up from work.
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When you find out your husband IS fucking Jake from State Farm on the low.
Anna was fooled by the State Farm switch when she heard her husband asking if Jake from State Farm liked the way he sucked Jakeâs dick. She always knew Jake was on the DL