Pump Bumps

Herpes

Dude, I took that chick home from the bar last week and now I have the pump bumps.

Dirty Whore

'Cause ladies is pimps too. It's 2009. Mary Tyler Moore has been replaced by Carrie Bradshaw, The Brady Bunch has become The Real World, and Diana Ross can be found on youtube grabbing a strategically placed pasty on Lil Kim. This is not the world our mothers grew up in. Women work as hard as men and play even harder. So ladies, before you get in the game, learn the rules and regulations of being a Dirty Whore.

www.DWHandbook.blogspot.com

Girl, you sure did dirty whore it up last night at the bar, was that brothers I saw you leave with?

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