Schmuck

Someone who sells low quality stuff for a high price tag.

John Doe is such a schmuck.

Ikr, he is selling DDR3 for DDR4 prices!

petty disagreement with green

When you are distracted by an argument or fight between yourself and another and someone steals your shit.

Thomas: Boii your backpack got stolen while you were having a petty disagreement with green.

pajidiot

Anybody who wears pajamas outside of the room (in hotels) or building (in houses) in which they slept the night before.

Man, look at that pajidiot over there.

Yeah, so many of them at this hotel