M&Ms

1. a candy that melts in your hand not your mouth

2. to be told by a girl that you have impregnated her

1. Guy1: dude i love holding M&Ms
Guy2: bet you would seeing that they don't melt in your hand

2. Guy1: DUDE WHY DOES GOD HATE ME
Guy2: what happened?
Guy1: my girlfriend just gave me M&Ms

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