Julian Palmer

Julian Palmer is a homosexual term that shares it creation from "Jill Palmer", The term is used instead of Jill Palmer and becomes a male named Julian.

Mum: Hey Danny you seem to be quiet are you playing with Jill Palmer.

Danny: pff I'm not attracted to girls mum. I use Julian Palmer

Wakey Wakey hands off Jake

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton

Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.

Beating the old boy's

The term is a slang used in New Zealand which describes one whom stimulates one's or own genitals with hand. The old boys refers to the hand beating the testicles while stimulating the penis.

Playing Solo: Braxton's brother Ronald told me that he walked into Braxton's room and he was beating the Beating the old boy's

Playing friends: Hey Ragsag you want to go somewhere private to beat the old boy's