pimpmobile

a large car from the late 1970's (usually a Cadillac or a Lincoln) with a custom sound system, custom wheels, and a custom paint job

also known as a "land yacht"

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she-beast

a fat, ugly, foul-smelling wench who makes it a point to mooch of her hot chick friends

I wouldn't fuck that she-beast with a stolen dick!

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she beast

an ugly woman with a foul personality; as opposed to an ugly woman with a nice personality or a gorgeous woman who is a complete bitch

basically, a woman who is too ugly to have sex with (even after you get drunk) and too mean to hang with; you know, a fat, ugly cunt who thinks she looks like Heidi Klum

I wouldn't fuck that she beast with a stolen dick!

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jock itch

a rash in the crotch and inner thighs, caused by poor hygiene and sweat

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green monster

a homemade alcoholic beverage made from Scope mouthwash and NyQuil cough syrup

Green monster tastes like ass, but it gives you a quick buzz!

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sports guy

a total fuckin idiot

Dude! This is a fuckin 4th of July picnic softball game! This ain't the fuckin World Series! Calm the fuck down, dude!

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softcore porn

visual pornography, such as videos or photos, depciting persons who or either nude or partially nude; said persons are depicted in a risque manner

"Playboy" is a softcore porn magazine.

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