Doinker

The result of rolling oneself into a blanket, simulating a human burrito; commonly practiced by children and abnormally small adults.

I never knew making doinkers with Priscilla could be so much fun!

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simpervention

A process in which a simp’s loved ones attempt to inform the simp that he has a problem, and offer support should he choose to seek help for his simpfulness.

“Sam hasn’t chilled with the boys ever since he met that bitch, Karen. I think we need to stage a simpervention for him.”