Bromantic Era

(n.) A prescient movement spanning artistic genres and political boundaries, originating in the latter half of the 18th Century, which foreshadowed the brotastic rise of bro culture.

The brotastic bros of the Bromantic Era were broskis like:
Wolfgang Amadeus Brozart, Samuel Taylor Broleridge, and
Edgar Allan Bro.

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timber

(n.) a massive, solid erection.

Guy 1- "Dude, class just ended, why are you still sitting there?"
Guy 2- "Well, I've been staring at Chelsea's tits all class, and I'm still rocking some serious timber!"

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victory sex

(n.) the sexual intercourse that you have after a truly great achievement

Guy: "I just got accepted to Harvard, baby!"
Girl: "Well why don't you go upstairs?"
Guy: "Huh?"
Girl: "I'm gonna rock your world with some epic victory sex!"

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Keh dollar sign Ha

(n.) how Ke$ha should actually be pronounced.

Guy- "Somebody tell the foreign exchange kid that it's not pronounced Keh dollar sign Ha. Also, turn that gay shit off!"

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I drink, therefore I am

A mantra that sums up everything we alcoholics believe in!

Girl- "What are you up to tonight?"
Guy- "I'm drinking rum and redbull!"
Girl- "It's Tuesday?!?"
Guy- "I drink, therefore I am."

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smurfology

(n.) the study of all things smurf; Donnie Darko is considered by most experts to have been the pioneer of this field.

Smurfology, as expounded by Mr. D. Darko:

Donnie Darko- “Smurfette doesn't fuck.”
Sean Smith- “That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.”
Ronald Fisher- “No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.”
Sean Smith- “Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?”
Ronald Fisher- “What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.”
Sean Smith- “Yeah, what he does, he films the gangbang, and he beats off to the tape.”
Donnie Darko- “First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?”
Ronald Fisher- “Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?”

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hamburger hassle

(n.) the verbal abuse you get from the annoying friend who always spots that you have a hickey on your body and proceeds to tell everyone.

Guy 1- "Wow, Dave! Nice hickey!
Guy 2- "Shut up, dude. It's not that visible."
Guy 1- "Bullshit man, you need to start feeding that poor girl! SHE HUNGRY! Hey, look at Dave's hickey, everybody!!!"
Guy 2- "T.J., why are you giving me such a hamburger hassle, man? You jealous?"

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