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Euphemism for exposing penis for urination or sex.
Used as a joke for people you expect to have a little wiener.
A warning of potential eye damage due to penis flopping around.
My little brother said he was gonna sex his girl up, I said what you about to unleash the dragon.
My girl was laying on the bed dripping wet and i warned her not to look directly at me while unleashing the dragon for she may lose an eye.
The new slang term for female ejaculate. Comes from the depressing horn sound of a complete letdown for a word for female ejaculate.
My dude is a complete freak he loves sucking up my Whamp-Whamp.
I asked my teacher what a girl cumming is called and she said female ejaculate so I said I know how about we call it da Whamp-Whamp.
When a person gets pregnant by accident and thinks shit can't get worse but then they find out there is two on the way.
Me: Yo my life blows.
Carl: Why? I thought you were high on life.
Me: I was until I found out me and my girl are havin twoops.
euphamism for a womans lady parts
Yo son its Valentines day. I got some roses, champagne and some strawberries, I'm definitly gettin Da Juice Box tonight