Whamp-Whamp

The new slang term for female ejaculate. Comes from the depressing horn sound of a complete letdown for a word for female ejaculate.

My dude is a complete freak he loves sucking up my Whamp-Whamp.

I asked my teacher what a girl cumming is called and she said female ejaculate so I said I know how about we call it da Whamp-Whamp.

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Gripping The Cheese

Taking a minor matter and unnecessarily inflating its importance.

Comes from a fat kid grabbing rather harshly a cup of dip cheese for his fries after he realizes there is not enough on his fries.

I was driving down the road doing 30 in a 25 and this cop must have been gripping the cheese cuz he pulled me over.

When my girl told me she went to lunch with Pat from work I was gripping the cheese until i found out Pat was short for Patricia rather than Patrick.

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Da Juice Box

euphamism for a womans lady parts

Yo son its Valentines day. I got some roses, champagne and some strawberries, I'm definitly gettin Da Juice Box tonight

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Twoops

When a person gets pregnant by accident and thinks shit can't get worse but then they find out there is two on the way.

Me: Yo my life blows.
Carl: Why? I thought you were high on life.
Me: I was until I found out me and my girl are havin twoops.

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