Shit Sundae

Something horrible that someone else tries to sugar coat to no avail.

Me: "Where is my lunch...you didn't make my ham sandwich?
Wife: "Yeah I forgot so I'm giving you left over salad."
Me: "I dont want your shit sundae."

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ContraRage

When statements made in media or in private induce rage because of a contadictory statement to what someone has said before.

Cleatus: I don't need big government making health decisions for me.
Jeff: Aren't you pro-life?
Cleatus: Yeah but its different...
Jeff: Fuuuuuu...that causes so much ContraRage you just dont understand.

Me watchin Britney circa 2008: "...womanizer, womanizer, I know what you are baby..."
Me watchin Britney Spears circa 2009:"...1,2,3, not only u and me but im caught in between..."
"Honey change the channel or I am going to have a ContraRage attack.

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Twinx

A jinx by a family member or friend that says" well at least you aint havin twins". Only for that exact thing to happen.

GrandMa: Well back in my day accidents didn't exist, but just be glad you aren't havin twins.
Me: Yeah you are right
9 months later
Baby 1:Whhhaaaaaaa
Baby:2Whaaaaaaa
Me: Noooooo, grandma you just had to twinx me didnt you?

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Unleash The Dragon

Euphemism for exposing penis for urination or sex.

Used as a joke for people you expect to have a little wiener.

A warning of potential eye damage due to penis flopping around.

My little brother said he was gonna sex his girl up, I said what you about to unleash the dragon.

My girl was laying on the bed dripping wet and i warned her not to look directly at me while unleashing the dragon for she may lose an eye.

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IDGF

I Dont Give A Fuck
Not so much an apathy but complete disregard for feelings

Me: Lew you can't say that shit bro.
Lew: Why cant I?
Me: Retard kids are NOT funny.
Lew: Yeah but IDGF fool

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Laxin

When ur chillin so much relaxing id too much to say

you:Yo whats up?
Me: nm, jus laxin

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Get Down With The Get Down

1: Doing what is socially popular regardless of ethical beliefs.

I was wit my boys and the offered me crack, I didn't want to be Buzz Killington so I had to get down with the get down.

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