tissekone

The danish word for "vagina" directly translated to peeing wife. Commonly used for small children as a replacement for vagina. Also used by old annoying sex teachers.

Tisse: Peeing
Kone: Wife

Mom: Go clean your tissekone!
Child: Okay mommy!
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Teacher: The boy inserts the penis into the tissekone
Student: OMG JUST SAY VAGINA YOU OLD HAG