Dafaq:
Shorter, less-vulgar saying of *The Fuck*.
Used by people because it's shorter to type/write & you can also prevent yourself from directly saying F*ck.
Dafuq did I just read??*reading disgusting sex article*
WHAT DAFAQ??!! This blasted bird just pooped in my drink!!
Dafuq is this?? Why are there worms in my salad??!
Killer poop sprinkler*
*Hippopotamus
Hippos like to fart out smelly explosive fart diarrhea while swinging their tails to increase distance & power.
They are very dangerous and can kill humans & crocodiles though they're vegetarians.
*giving them the title of the killer poop sprinkler of the savannah.*
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For more, search youtube "hippo explosive fart diarrhea".
When I went to the singapore zoo, the "killer poop sprinkler"hippo farted. It was so smelly!!
(True story)