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The act of trying to justify actions or validate opinions not supported by any facts. A means of dealing with cognitive dissonance.
"Hey Jessica, you're really pretty today."
"Oh so you're saying that yesterday I was looking like shit. Also you're saying that because I'm a white fit woman. That makes you a pathetic misogynist and racist. Let's not mention the fact that if I didn't pander to your sexuality, I would be called unattractive and ugly. You, John, are a dumbass and a patriarchal pig, do you know how stressful it is to be a woman and having to look sexy 24 7 just so men get horny in this society? You don't, because you are such a privileged white male."
"Wow Jessica that was some serious mental gymnastics you did right there..."
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Quite possibly the peak of the bell curve of society. Since then smartphones took over, music started sounding like shit, the internet started turning into a big fat pile of garbage. Oh and we all died on December of that year.
- "Hey Nick, I can't remember what the world was like before 2012!"
- "Of course you can't you fucking idiot! We all died that year."
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A phrase used by basic bitches and gays to express exclamation over someone, usually another basic bitch or gay, who does something that looks like it's done better than anyone else or buys something that looks very expensive but in fact they do nothing special and they are poor af behind closed doors.
Jessica: Look at this definitely authentic and not at all counterfeit $10 Versace dress I just bought for the prom that matches my iPhone!!! I'm gonna steal every bitch's dates yo!!!
Johnny: omg slay queen!!!