When you are so bored you press every button on the keyboard.
Wanna go have some qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?
What?
Some piece of shit who stole a Queen song
Person 1: Wanna listen to Queen?
Person 2: Ugh, You mean those guys who ripped off Vanilla Ice?
Person 1: **Murders Person 2 with an ice pick**