Jizzle

Jizzle is the Olympic sport of distance-jizzing. The point system consists of precision based evaluations; the closer a competitor is to jizzing into the target, most often an old soda can, the higher their score will be. The current gold medal holder, and known world record holder, is one Sterling S.O.

Man, I've been training day and night for the Jizzle competition in Bejing this year! I want the gold! Give me the gold!

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