Cheesy Dick

The art of eating Hot Cheetos (usually drinking Dr. Pepper as well) and never washing your hands, proceeding to wipe them on your pants right next to the genital region, therefore leaving a stain of cheese on your dick.

"Look at Eric eat those Hot Cheetos"
"He is such a mess"
"Now watch him wipe his hand on his pants"
"He's got a bad case of cheesy dick"

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