Twat log

When your half way into a female during Intercourse and it looks like she has a log stuck in her twat. But in reality it's just a really big meat log.

Bro.. I layed the twat log on that girl last night in my canoe.
Last night my girlfriend told me fell my cedar penis log inside of her bushy forest that she calls a vagina.

Shitcloak

To Cover an individual entirely from head to toe with animal or human feces, and convince them they are invisible.

Last week we got so drunk in Larry's barn that we covered Duke in horse dook, and legitimately convinced him he was invisible because of his Shitcloak