Mikey

Mikey, has a lot of “enemies” but goes around nonchalant. Mikey can be the best boyfriend you will ever have, but if you cross him he will fuck your bestfriend. 1 last thing don’t argue with Mikey he will talk about you dead peoples.

Guy#1: You still cool with Mikey?

Guy#2: Naw bro he fucked my bitch and said fuck my grandma.

Damn Mikey really getting off right now!