Hot&Squigglies

The variety of feces that is typically composed of many short, thin, and curly turds. These scats also burn the anus upon evacuation.

After eating nothing but nachos and drinking liquor all night, he had a bad case of the Hot&Squigglies the next afternoon.

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Baby's Breath

A sexual act which takes place during the door knocker. While the man is beatin' it up in a pseudo-missionary position, and his balls are slapping on the girl's asshole(like a door knocker), said girl then proceeds to fart on his balls as they swing in the hot breeze. This is typically done as a signal that an orgasm is near, and expedites the process.

Man) "oooh, you like that?"
girl) "Aaah, knock on that door"
Man) "Oh God! Quick, give me the baby's breath!"
Girl) "Oh, OH, I'm cumming! Here it is! Hold On. Yes!"
{Fart}
Man) "Ah, yeah! {fart} it's like a kitten batting at my nuts!"
{Fart}
Man) "AH! Ah! ah...ah. Thanks for the baby's breath. I knew you'd enjoy the door knocker."
Girl) "Maybe next time, we could try a cone stacking."

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monkey giggle

Noun
1)- A term used for something that you either don't know what it is, or think you might but don't want to know or say.
2)semen
3)the noise made while orgasming during angry sex

E1) girl:"whats that stain on your floor?"
guy:" thats just some monkey giggle"
E2) "it smells like monkey giggles in here"
E3) "hhheeee...hhheeee...hhheee!"

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