Bloody Mary

The act of having sex with a girl on her period and smothering your bloody dick all over her face. Guys in a relationship with a Mary does this to her ever night.

Joseph gave his girl the Bloody Mary every night much to God’s disgust.

McDonald’s

A fast food franchise that kills its sweatshop workers that make the happy meal toys that are too tired, too injured or simply can’t work cos their 5. They fatten the discarded workers up and torture them every day to produce loads of tears. The discarded workers are then slaughtered and are produced into the food. The tears are produced into deep fat fryer oil and the drinks.

After finding out what McDonald’s does on urban dictionary John now understands why they’re so successful.

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Urban Dictionary

Used to be a dictionary for slang but that was before I was even born. It now has about 7 million definitions from everything to bizarre sex positions to extremely biased definitions of celebrities or a combination of the two.

Urban dictionary is a dictionary for slang. Well it was 20 years ago.