I've got a date with Savannah tonight and it's gonna be an in-person event.
When someone does something that they've done a thousand times before.
Geoff: Hey Jeff, what did you get up to last night?
Jeff: The usual Geoff; I went on a whore's voyage boning your mom.
The most important goblin in a horde selected by an Uruk-hai.
I wouldn't mess with Fuglyeyes. He's the bottom bitchgobblet.
When you're in a shitty situation.
Hey man, sorry to hear about your car getting hit n run. That's a real rough butthole.